@mappra
8:58 PM
HACKED.lol
Everyone is a hacker until the terminal opens.Imagine calling someone and drop a "You're living in <some country>" line, just to feel interesting... 🤦♀️
× Average Hacker Moments
@iame
9:01 PM
@mappra
8:13 AM
@iame
10:10 AM
Our wannabe hacker discovered an IP address and declared himself the CEO of cybercrime. 💀 interested in him. We might call him a hacker.
Fake hackers love throwing random tech words around to sound dangerous, like "Your city is <Some city>" that they just found by typing 127.0.0.1 into ip-api.com.
Average keyboard warrior quotes:
- "I KNOW YOUR IP! FEAR MY 144p SCREENSHOT!"
- "I WILL HACK THE WIFI ROUTER 😈"
- "I DOWNLOADED AN ANTIVIRUS. I AM THE VIRUS NOW."
- "I FOUND YOUR ISP. PROMOTE ME TO CYBER GENERAL."
- "I OPENED LOCALHOST. I OWN THE INTERNET 💀"
- etc.
BRO THINKS HE'S THE FINAL BOSS 💀 😫
✓ Actual Hacker Behavior
@rika
2:15 PM
@darui
2:15 PM
@rika
2:15 PM
@darui
2:16 PM
If you need any help with a normal thing, just ask nicely without being provocative! It will always be a pleasure to help you!
Try saying things like:
- "Hey, could you help me understand how this server works?"
- "Hi! I am learning networking. Any beginner resources you recommend?"
- "I found an interesting bug in my lab. Want to take a look?"
- etc.
Learn first, brag later. Everyone wins! 🎉