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Everyone is a hacker until the terminal opens.

Imagine calling someone and drop a "You're living in <some country>" line, just to feel interesting... 🤦‍♀️

× Average Hacker Moments

mappra's avatar
@mappra 8:58 PM
I hacked NASA. Fear me.
Iame's avatar
@iame 9:01 PM
Did you just open Google? 💀
mappra's avatar
@mappra 8:13 AM
I use Kali Linux. I'm basically unstoppable.
Iame's avatar
@iame 10:10 AM
Bro thinks he's in Mr. Robot 💀

Our wannabe hacker discovered an IP address and declared himself the CEO of cybercrime. 💀 interested in him. We might call him a hacker.

Fake hackers love throwing random tech words around to sound dangerous, like "Your city is <Some city>" that they just found by typing 127.0.0.1 into ip-api.com.

Average keyboard warrior quotes:

  • "I KNOW YOUR IP! FEAR MY 144p SCREENSHOT!"
  • "I WILL HACK THE WIFI ROUTER 😈"
  • "I DOWNLOADED AN ANTIVIRUS. I AM THE VIRUS NOW."
  • "I FOUND YOUR ISP. PROMOTE ME TO CYBER GENERAL."
  • "I OPENED LOCALHOST. I OWN THE INTERNET 💀"
  • etc.

BRO THINKS HE'S THE FINAL BOSS 💀 😫

✓ Actual Hacker Behavior

rika's avatar
@rika 2:15 PM
Hey! Did you remember to update your server?
Douxx's avatar
@darui 2:15 PM
Yep! Just don't run random scripts as root.
rika's avatar
@rika 2:15 PM
Thanks! sudo appreciate it.
Douxx's avatar
@darui 2:16 PM
No problem, 1337 hacker 😎

If you need any help with a normal thing, just ask nicely without being provocative! It will always be a pleasure to help you!

Try saying things like:

  • "Hey, could you help me understand how this server works?"
  • "Hi! I am learning networking. Any beginner resources you recommend?"
  • "I found an interesting bug in my lab. Want to take a look?"
  • etc.

Learn first, brag later. Everyone wins! 🎉

Get your HACKED.lol certificate!

Score 12/15 or higher to prove you're not just a keyboard warrior! 💀